And I tell you, things wrap around my legs and pull them out from me.
My you are a slippery one dear Hashem. You are a funny one, but I'm afraid your humor is going to have the same bite that mine does. For once I'm hoping against jokes.

My you are a strange one, my love.
He says he wants to take me out on a date, like a lady. I'm not sure if I'm a lady or if I remember what a date is,
but I suppose I'll see you Thursday.

That is the most absurd thing I've ever heard. If he shows up with flowers I'm packing up and moving to the bird house.